chat with netscape 45

X-Windows: foiled again.

Me: exec netscape

Netscape: OH, OK.

grabMemoryByTheKilo(HalfOfTotalMemory)

hogResources(most)

incrementSystemUnstabilityBy(1)

Me: surf

Netscape: OK

Me: surf some more

Netscape: OK

grabMoreMemory(some)

incrementSystemUnstabilityBy(1)

Me: surf some more

Netscape: OK

whoaHitAJavaApplet

setSpeed(Commodore64)

thrashDisk(aBit)

incrementSystemUnstabilityBy(42)

showApplet(maybe)

Me: leaveAppletPage

Netscape: thankYou

Me: surf

Netscape: OK

notFeelingWell(aLittleQueasy)

Me: surf

whoaFoundJavaScript

puke(chunky)

grabMoreMemory(some)

incrementSystemUnstabilityBy(9.2)

executeJavaScript(maybe)

Me: surf away from JavaScript

Netscape: *whew*

Me: surf to plain html page

Netscape: freakOut(inABigWay)

lockUpXWindows(totally)

incrementSystemUnstabilityBy(amountOfLastVISABill)

grabAllMemory(mallocville)

thrashDisk(andIMeanHard)

ISaid_All_Memory(mallocAgain)

whatAboutThatByteOverThere(grabLastByteOfRAM)

thrashDisk(Harder)

thrashDisk(EvenHarder)

heySomebodySwappedOut(grabThatRAMToo)

thrashDisk(UntilHardReboot)

Me: power cycle computer

hit wall (hard)

yell and scream