100 greatest quotes from fundamentalist

100 Greatest Quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms

This is so awesome and so scary at the same time (although, in my

opinion, scary more than anything else).

Check out the reddit comments here.

here are some that i particularly liked:

"Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others,

then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle

in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's

just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us

to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a

planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough

to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on

here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch,

and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for

earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects.

The more sin, the heavier something is."

"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she

left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16

and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that

he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God!

I want my son to stop being so secretive!"

" [about a girl being born with mental disabilities]

This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be

healed from this state

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still

inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace

her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to

she'll always be like this

god tests every one of us [emphasis added]"

" I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"

"A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that

before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not

to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.

[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women

who don't deserve their fate.]

Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where

it's safe."