CHAT UP LINE: GUARANTEED RESULTS.
Saw a girl on the bus today, bit of a fox, so I sat down opposite and
attracted her attention by bursting a balloon. "I am a tomato," I
announced, when she looked up. "So am I a fruit... or a vegetable?"
She didn't know, so I explained to her in a nerd voice that
technically I am a fruit in that I grow above ground, but that the
United States Agricultural Department considers me a vegetable for the
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