Tuesday, 12 February 2008

2004_05_01_archive



This afternoon I dragged a headache, several pulled neck muscles and

my ever-collapsing arches to the Lincoln Center for the Chamber Music

Society's "Cultural Connections" programme. I wasn't entirely sure

what the concept was and when I read the description in Playbill, I

was initally horrified at the thought of struggling through a couple

of hungover hours listening to music similar to that emanating from

the Chinese busker in Union Square.

Ha. I had initially thought that the concert consisted entirely of

Philip Glass and so had been disappointed when I saw the list of

traditional Chinese pieces. The Chamber Music Society put together a

delightful afternoon of minimalist asian music. Wu Man was absolutely

amazing and I was shocked at how much I was moved by the pipa which is

not an instrument I had ever payed any attention to before.

The highlight of the afternoon was Tan Dun's Ghost Opera which is a

combination of the pipa, violins, viola and cello with stones and

gongs, splashed water in illuminated bowls and rippled white paper

flowing from the walls. The performers also sang, shouted and faked an

orgasm. Fabulous. I did wince, however, at the sight of Cho-Liang Lin

and Kristina Reiko Cooper (who is stunningly beautiful) smack away

vigorously at the 1734 Guarnerius de Gesu violin, "The Duke of

Camposelice" and a 1786 William Forester cello respectively.

I even managed to stand up for the ovation at the end, despite my

liver failure, and applaud when Tan Dun, the Oscar and Grammy awards

winner himself, stood up in the audience.

Posted by me at 11:38 PM |

No tits is the new black

Scene: Random soho party in artist's loft.

Ex Mistress of some famous artist who liked to fling lots of paint

around: [Excitedly pulling me aside as we were leaving] Oh my God! You

are so flat chested!

Me: Err yes.

ExM: Why?

Me: I don't like surgery?

ExM: How old are you?

Me: 34

ExM: Can't you take hormones?

Me: Errr no I don't need to, thanks.

ExM: Wow it looks so chic on you.

Me: [Utterly bemused] Thanks.


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